Your next pointless remake is . . .

Cool theme, though.

October 1, 2010 at 3:01PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

This is quite unnecessary, but what the heck:

Yay! More vampires! Maybe this time Herman will be sociopathic and brutal, instead of sweet and bumbling. It could be good, but the original source material wasn't that hot. It was funny if you were ten. "The Addams Family" was much, much better.

Any thoughts on who should play who? And could they possibly improve on this theme music? (Hint: no)

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