Who writes these things?
Sometimes I'm just plain mystified by the TV Q&A column in the paper. From today's edition:
Who are these people? Picture a couple at home - he's in the living room, she's in the kitchen.
Man: Hey hon, do you remember hearing about that Cowsills documentary?
Wife: The what now?
Man: The documentary on the Cowsills.
Wife: The Council's what?
Man: The singing group the Cowsills.
Wife: Oh, right. I remember hearing something.
Man: But have you heard anything lately?
Wife: I haven't been paying attention.
Man: It seems they were talking about it and then I didn't hear anything else. Wonder if it ever came out.
Wife: I think we would have heard something.
Man: If only there was a way to know.
Wife: Well, why don't you look it up on the internet?
Man: no, I think I'll write a letter to a newspaper in the hopes they choose my query out of the dozens received, and wait for the answer to appear on the TV page.
For heaven's sake, it's right there under COWSILLS in Wikipedia. The other question has to do with a show that went off the air years ago; the writer wants to know if it might come back. Sure. Low-rated shows that ran for a season and a half are ripe for a reboot.
FUN Hey, kids, looks like we're snowed in and school's canceled. Who's up for a game of CHEMICAL WAR?
Yes. Chemical War. From Riowang, a brief look at Soviet board games.
SCIENCE! The Fast Company headline says that Coke has "Designed Its New Can Around Problem No One Has." Got that? No one.. So it has to be something like, oh, hundred-dollar bills keep landing in your yard and you have to rake them up and you get thirsty, so there's a special Coke for that. Right?
Last week my wife opened the fridge to get a soda, felt the first can, and realized I'd just restocked. There was one can that was colder than the others, having been in a few days. A chill-activated can would have stood out. While I'm not ready to call this a problem, it's not something I'm going to give the old Blogger's Sniff of Disdain For People Who Do Things Whose Utility Is Not Immediately Apparent to Me, either.
So no one needs it, mostly, except when they do. But no one needs it. Because:
If you're covering marketing and product design, I'd suggest leaving the "X won't kill anyone" argument alone, unless you're discussing self-aware nanobot-infused ginsu knives.
ARCHITORTURE This is not from Bizarro World; this is a building proposed . . . for Syria. The only possible tenant for this building would be the German Expressionist Silent Film Association.
It’s too soon to tell how much the immigration crackdown is to blame.
