Headline: PETA wants to turn Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood home into a vegan restaurant.
The phrase "bad taste" comes to mind.
COMICS The ongoing revision of Archie has been an interesting project; I have no idea whether it expanded the audience, shrunk it down to a dozen, interested old fans, or made converts. I don't know if the world was crying out for a socially relevant Archie. But now he's going to DIE. CNN has the details. And only CNN! Exclusive!
If you're thinking "aww, that's just an alternate timeline story. He's not really going to die," you're correct. I remember the days when someone died in a comic, they stayed dead. They never came back. Dock Ock dumps a ton of bricks on Captain Stacy, and he's not popping up six issues later explaining that was really his clone doiuble.
By the way, don't tell me Archie wasn't relevant in the past:
RIGHT ON, says Miss Grundy, fists balled! Fight the power! Or be the power!
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON BEDBUGS Kids today are injecting crushed bed bugs. I repeat: Kids today are injecting crushed bed bugs.
SCIENCE! A rare sign in the sky. If you define the word to mean "almost commonplace." USA TODAY: