Skating fast on the flat track, "Ida Kildher," co-captain of the North Star Roller Girls' Violent Femmes, doesn't really try to carry out the threat her name implies.
Still, she's more than ready to mix it up in classic roller derby style, knocking opponents around and getting knocked around — that's largely why she, her teammates, the other team and the fans the Minneapolis Convention Center are there.
The one who bears the brunt of Kildher's punishment the most may well be her alter ego, Nicole Rubis, the soft-spoken Columbia Heights high school and fifth-grade band teacher who has portrayed her for five seasons.
"Sometimes if I'm more on the sore side, conducting might be a little more challenging," Rubis said. "But I just go with it. The kids might be like, 'How'd it go? Did you win?'"
Rubis kept quiet about her skating during her first season with the Violent Femmes. A couple of seniors figured something was up, however, when they noticed her coming to school sore and bruised.
The word got out officially when the school paper did a story on teachers' lives outside of school. Students, who have come to her bouts, teachers and parents all have been supportive, she said.
Rubis made the Femmes after going to the North Star Roller Girls' tryouts in 2006. A friend on her kickball team who also was playing derby had talked her into seeing one of her bouts.
"I said, 'Why didn't you tell me what it was?'" said Rubis, who also skates for the Supernovas, the league's all-star travel team. "People were skating and hitting each other. It looked like so much fun."