Word of the week: Unkeyboardinated

If you can't type it, you are it.

September 8, 2020 at 7:01PM
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Feeling fumble fingered at the keyboard? There’s a word for that. (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Definition: "When you're unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes" (avira.com word blog).

Sample usage: "If I haven't had any coffee, or if I've had too much coffee, I'm so unkeyboardinated I can't even type the word 'coffee.' "

Quality: We've all had sessions where the fingers just can't hit the words correctly, so it's a good word. Also a good test: If you can type unkeyboardinated, you're not.

JAMES LILEKS

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