Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series, whose fourth installment, "Breaking Dawn," goes on sale at midnight, is about a romance between high school students, the vampire Edward and ordinary Bella, and is being marketed to teenagers.
But woe to the 14-year-old who finds herself between the book display and a grown woman intent on getting at least half the chapters read before her kids wake up Saturday.
Many grownups have never heard of these young adult books, yet they've sold more than 5 million copies since the first, "Twilight," appeared in 2005, followed by "New Moon" and "Eclipse." A movie comes out in December.
At www.Twilightmoms.com, thousands of women have embraced Meyer's books with a heartfelt ferocity, their re- ignited memories of first love softening the edges of mortgages and soccer practice.
These women, mostly in their 30s, seek to reassure themselves that they're not the only ones who have "imagined your husband is a vampire (or werewolf) and suddenly have the libido of a newlywed again," said website founder Lisa Hansen.
"I'm for sure putting in back-to-back videos for the kids on Saturday," said Stacey Erickson, an Eagan mother of three and Twilight Mom who, at age 35, has found herself head-over-heels in love with -- well, love. Meyers, she said, "just captures that feeling of having such a crush on some boy, that if he ever even brushed against you, you would shiver."
"There's just this amazing sense of newfound love," Erickson continued. "Most of us, we're married, and that's just not our lives any longer. It's not that we don't love our spouses. We really do! But she captures that feeling of being so in love with somebody and so hyper-aware of his existence that ..."
Sigh.