The worst fall was that time with the Ragu.
"I was on [South] 9th Street, and it was like ice skating," said Adam Perry, "so I fall and the glass casserole breaks, and there's Ragu all over me and the sidewalk, and it's like 10-below and it's all freezing quickly and ... "
Well, you get the picture. For Perry, a legally blind downtown Minneapolis resident, winter tumbles are all too common. Many businesses are remiss in doing their civic (and legal) duty by clearing the sidewalks, which is especially tough on the blind and disabled. And mail carriers. And, well, all of us this winter, at least since the Christmas storm deposited icy gunk all over the paved landscape.
"Well, welcome to our world," said Joan Willshire, executive director of the Minnesota State Council on Disabilities. "We're getting about the same amount of complaints from the disabled. This is actually affecting more non-disabled people, wiping out and breaking a limb."
And the January thaw is unlikely to help much, since a refreeze inevitably follows. In each of the past two years, March, with its thaw-freeze cycle, has been Hennepin County Medical Center's busiest month for victims of falls.
So no matter what some Pennsylvania rodent says on Feb. 2, we're almost certainly looking at more folks in wheelchairs having to use bike lanes because curbs are insurmountable, more injuries for the old, overweight and infirm, and more bus stops that are, in Perry's words, "like negotiating Mount Everest."
The problem is ... us. Property owners -- whether residential, business or government -- all too often don't get around to keeping the sidewalks clear. In the same way that drivers seem to be flummoxed by that first snowfall, we often treat icy buildup as something new and different.
"Every year, I keep hearing it's worse than ever," Willshire said. "It's kind of like when I hear 'I don't have enough money for Christmas.' Well, Christmas comes every year. Winter comes every year. It's like, get with the plan, people, it sleets and it snows here."