LOS ANGELES -- There's an unwritten rule in celebrity journalism that you can trash a star all you want in print, but if you meet them in person, you have to play nice. So when Will Arnett asked me what I thought of his new project, "Running Wilde," I was supposed to reply with some vague praise, then quickly switch the discussion to the incredible hotness of his wife, Amy Poehler.
Instead, I told him the show sucked.
I'm not sure what prompted this honest, but rude response. Perhaps it was because we were chatting at a cocktail party, the clock was approaching midnight and I had consumed my allowance of piña coladas. It probably had more to do with the fact that I had super-duper expectations for "Wilde."
The sitcom, about a conceited billionaire who can have everything on Earth except the admiration of his childhood crush, was co-created by Arnett and his old bosses from "Arrested Development." Keri Russell, one of the sunniest entities in the galaxy, plays the tree-hugging love interest. Toss in the occasional visit from David Cross, another "AD" veteran, and you have a formula for success.
But math has no place in Hollywood. The fast-paced pilot, which finds Russell's character relocating from the jungle with her 12-year-old daughter, hinges entirely on the concept that an extreme environmentalist and an extreme dirtbag would have the hots for each other. It also lacks the outrageous, inventive humor of its companion piece, "Raising Hope," or of "Arrested Development," which showcased bits that people still talk about in the same way they talk about their trip to the Taj Mahal.
Cult status, and after
Arnett understands there's a downside to previously starring in such a cult favorite, which explains why he didn't sic a pack of publicists on me. He also understands that a lot of sitcoms don't immediately trigger laughing fits.
"You're not very impressed right out of the gate, but I think we've got something," said Arnett in that striking voice that sounds like a blender set on puree.