Green herons don't do Facebook, and they certainly don't use Twitter. They don't play bridge or read novels. Not that they don't have time to fill.
We've often had green herons visit the swampy pond behind our house. This summer, one day in July, we had three at once, a highlight day.
We can't tell boy from girl. We do know that one of the birds was hatched in early summer. Its crest was made of pin feathers.
The herons visit to hunt for swampy pond residents, frogs and mud minnows (a fish new to me; it can breathe air if all it has is mud). The birds are successful as often as need be.
While patiently waiting for a food clue, the birds will preen. They are devoted preeners.
"Feathers are essential to the health and survival of birds," according to the Cornell Lab of Ornithology "Handbook of Bird Biology," so birds devote time to care for them.
Feathers are dead structures; there is no maintenance from within. Birds provide all necessary care from the outside. Feathers need care because they are more than decor. Feathers are complex.
Here is the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of a feather: "Any light, horny, epidermal outgrowths that form the external covering of the body of birds."