Brad Childress
might be saying, "So, LT, do you want the Favre Special or the all-inclusive Mankato package?"
Jon Rauch and Jose Mijares
might be saying, "Who's Jon Rauch and Jose Mijares?"
The Wolves
might be saying, "Good Lord, will this ever end?"
What LT should and shouldn't do while he's in town:
1. Don't accept any items from Denny Hecker.
2. Don't give any items to Tom Petters.
3. Laugh at all weather cracks, no matter how many you hear.
4. Say "Minnesota Nice" in a loving way. It's a term that also can be used by outsiders to mock passive aggressive snoots who only think they're nicer than the rest of mankind. But some natives haven't figured that one out yet.
5. Say "No more than 11" if asked how many players are allowed in an NFL huddle.
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Lindsey Vonn completes another downhill training run while Jessie Diggins and the U.S. women’s hockey team are also in action on Saturday in Italy.
