Tomorrow will bring no mail, because Monday is when Christmas is "observed."
A peculiar word; it's as if we experience it on 25th, but the next day we stand back and watch it.
Of course there will be no Christmas to observe tomorrow, only its aftermath. The tree's lower bowers will be empty, all the packages opened. If there's a Santa statue around, he'll look like he missed the bus.
No one will want to hear Christmas music, which reminds you how those melodies are remarkably date-specific. On the 24th, you hear something from "A Charlie Brown Christmas" soundtrack, and you're stopped in your tracks. You're a kid again, but with an adult's bittersweet perspective. It hits you hard.
It's that gentle piano-driven small-combo sound that captured the quiet joy of the season, you know? It somehow made a 10-year-old wistful for the memory of being 9.
I almost avoid it every year because it just lays me low. But that's the beauty of these days, the way they bind the filaments of memory into something that slides through our hands like a silken rope, played out over the years with ever faster speed.
If you hear that song tomorrow, your heart is stone. Sorry, Linus. Christmas is "observed" on Monday in the same way you see an eclipse on an overcast night.
However, because the Postal Service observes it, no mail will be delivered. So you'll have to wait until Tuesday to get back the cards you sent out with bum addresses. With the RETURN TO SENDER stamp, the one with the old-timey hand with the pointing finger that always makes you hum a little Elvis.