What would you rather do on a Saturday morning than wake up early and read weekly picks and power rankings involving 32 teams that basically are of equal strength and ability to beat, lose to or tie anyone on any given Sunday, Monday, Saturday, Thursday (and some day, when the revenue ceiling needs to be extended to a gazillion bazillion dollars, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday as well)?
CRAIG'S NFL POWER RANKINGS
BEST OF THE BUNCH
1. Patriots (3-0)
Last week: Patriots.
Why: Best quarterback, best coach and best appeal of a Roger Goodell suspension EV-er. Pats are No. 2 in point differential (plus-16.3 points per game).
THE REST
2, Packers (3-0); 3, Broncos (3-0); 4, Cardinals (3-0); 5, Bengals (3-0); 6, Bills (2-1); 7, Falcons (3-0); 8, Panthers (3-0); 9, Raiders (2-1); 10, Seahawks (1-2).
11, VIKINGS (2-1)
(Last week: 16): The Team Toughness identity that coach Mike Zimmer longed for after the San Francisco beatdown has materialized the past two weeks. Taking it with them on the road to Denver might be a different story.
THE REST OF THE REST
12, Cowboys (2-1); 13, Eagles (1-2); 14, Jets (2-1); 15, Giants (1-2); 16, Chiefs (1-2); 17, Texans (1-2); 18, Colts (1-2); 19, Chargers (1-2); 20, Jaguars (1-2); 21, Browns (1-2); 22, Titans (1-2); 23, Ravens (1-3); 24, Steelers (2-2); 25, Dolphins (1-2); 26, 49ers (1-2); 27, Redskins (1-2); 28, Rams (1-2); 29, Buccaneers (1-2); 30, Lions (0-3); 31, Saints (0-3).
WORST OF THE BUNCH
32: Bears (0-3). Last week: Saints.
Why?: The Bears are last in point differential (minus-19.7 points per game), last in scoring defense (35.7) and 31st in scoring (15.3). But they do seem to be first in giving up on the season.