What would you rather do on a Sunday morning than wake up early and read weekly picks and power rankings involving 32 teams that basically are of equal strength and ability to beat, lose to or tie anyone on any given Sunday, Monday, Saturday, Thursday (and some day, when the revenue ceiling needs to be extended to a gazillion bazillion dollars, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday as well)?
CRAIG'S NFL POWER RANKINGS
BEST OF THE BUNCH
1. Broncos (9-1)
Why: The Chiefs were undefeated and allowing just 12.3 points per game. Then they played Peyton Manning, who, ho-hum, throws for 323 yards, a touchdown, no interceptions and a 94.1 passer rating in a 27-17 victory.
THE REST
2. Seahawks (10-1); 3. Panthers (7-3); 4. Chiefs (9-1); 5. Patriots (7-3); 6. Saints (9-2); 7. 49ers (6-4); 8. Giants (4-6); 9. Cardinals (6-4); 10. Eagles (6-5); 11. Rams (4-6); 12. Colts (7-3); 13. Bengals (7-4); 14. Bears (6-4); 15. Steelers (4-6); 16. Lions (6-4); 17. Raiders (4-6); 18. Bills (4-7); 18. Dolphins (5-5); 20. Cowboys (5-5); 21. Packers (5-5); 22. Jets (5-5); 23. Ravens (4-6); 24. Chargers (4-6); 25. Browns (4-6); 26. Buccaneers (2-8); 27. Titans (4-6).
THE VIKINGS
28. Vikings 2-7 (Last week: 22): The loss in Seattle kind of sums up where the Vikings are as a franchise. They had enough talent to be competitive early on against the best team in the NFC. But when things got tense in the second half, the quarterback fell apart and the team followed.
THE REST OF THE REST
29. Redskins (3-7); 30. Jaguars (1-9); 31. Texans (2-8).
WORST OF THE BUNCH
32: Falcons (2-9): The Vikings aren't the only 2012 playoff team doing a face plant. Our bottom two teams – 4-17 this year – were 19-2 at this time a year ago.
THE PICKS
VIKINGS
Vikings plus-4 at Packers. The pick: Vikings 24, Packers 21.
The Packers are finding out just how easy it is to be average when you go 21 years between quarterbacks who aren't Hall of Fame-bound. And that newfound running game isn't quite as effective without Aaron Rodgers on the field. Without Rodgers in the game to play with his favorite toy – the Vikings' pass defense – the Vikings could control this game with Adrian Peterson. Plus, can't you just hear fans complaining about how a win over the Packers will hurt next year's draft selection?