What would you rather do on a Saturday morning than wake up early and read weekly picks and power rankings involving 32 teams that basically are of equal strength and ability to beat, lose to or tie anyone on any given Sunday, Monday, Saturday, Thursday (and some day, when the revenue ceiling needs to be extended to a gazillion bazillion dollars, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday as well)?
CRAIG'S NFL POWER RANKINGS
BEST OF THE BUNCH
1. Patriots (9-0)
Last week: Patriots.
Why: The Patriots are No. 1 in scoring, No. 4 in points allowed and unchallenged when it comes to knowing that you know they know you know they're the best.
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2. Panthers (9-0); 3. Cardinals (7-2).
4, VIKINGS (7-2). (Last week: 9).
Why: How good are the Vikings? Good enough that I'm going to pick them to win this week even though all of the NFL's leveling forces are screaming to pick the Packers. And try not to do a backflip off the bandwagon if they do indeed lose on Sunday. Must wins are really only must win when they're, well, must win.
THE REST OF THE REST
5. Giants (5-5); 6. Seahawks (4-5); 7. Texans (4-5); 8. Bengals (8-1); 8. Bills (5-4); 9. Chiefs (4-5); 10. Steelers (6-4); 11. Colts (4-5); 12. Broncos (7-2); 13. Dolphins (4-5); 14. Lions (2-7); 15. Packers (6-3); 16. Eagles (4-5); 17. Jets (5-4); 18. Bears (4-5); 19. 49ers (3-6); 20. Buccaneers (4-5); 21. Falcons (6-3); 23. Redskins (4-5); 24. Rams (4-5); 25. Raiders (4-5); 26. Jaguars (4-6); 27. Titans (2-9); 28. Ravens (2-7); 29. Saints (4-6); 30. Browns (2-8); 31. Chargers (2-7).