Certainly by now you've gotten the news that Macy's is leaving downtown Minneapolis. Even if you live in the most far-flung 'burb, you've heard the wailing and gnashing and rending of garments, which, by the way, probably were bought at the Mall of America. Which is why Macy's is leaving downtown Minneapolis.
Of course, where you live isn't far-flung to you, because you don't regard downtown Minneapolis as the center of the observable universe. But perhaps you had a twinge of nostalgic rue, because after all, that store was Dayton's.
And we all have nice memories of Dayton's.
But before we get carried away in teary-eyed nostalgia, let's remember something: Dayton's quit on us. For decades we've been carrying a torch for someone who divorced us and took the house.
You can understand if the company had been steamrolled by some unstoppable conglomerate, a global retail aggregator that bought up every department store in the world so they could bide their time and close down beloved brands one at a time as they stood over a huge map of the country, laughing and lighting cigars with $100 bills.
Ha ha! We are crushing their memories of being 7 and seeing Santa on the ninth floor! O what delight to be a top-hatted plutocrat with no care for local tradition!
That wasn't how it worked. Dayton's bought Marshall Fields in 1990, then changed the name of all their stores in 2001, dumping the name we knew and loved for something that sounded like a military leader who commanded an army of potatoes.
Imagine that conversation in the highest of corporate echelons: