OK, here's the good news: Arachnids that you'll find in your home this time of year are in search of a few things — and none of them are you.
Warmth, moisture and, er, spider companionship are at the top of their lists.
In the fall, there's "a surge in the number of particularly male spiders coming into the home desperately looking for females," said Paula Cushing, curator of invertebrate zoology at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science. "When the males mature, even web-building males, they stop building webs and they have just one thing on their minds."
They're looking for a mate.
"Males locate females by increased wandering. They're a lot more active so they're moving around more, and with that increased activity they can sometimes make their way into our homes," she said.
Many of them are no happier about being stuck in your house than you are about them being stuck there.
"These are spiders who wander into the house, often making the wrong turn, and can't get out," said Whitney Cranshaw, a professor of entomology and extension specialist at Colorado State University in Fort Collins.
Whether or not you see them, you live with spiders. Lots of them. Year-round.