Rita Johnson learned of her own death via U.S. mail Thanksgiving weekend.
The first tipoff came from her Discover credit card. Rather than a promotional offer, the company sent a letter expressing condolences over her passing.
Calls to the creditor revealed the shocking truth: Because of a clerical error, the Social Security Administration had killed her off — at least on paper.
The bureaucratic murder locked Johnson, 75, out of her own life. In an instant, her Social Security number and credit rating were erased, and her health insurance thrown into flux.
"It's a horror story," she said recently at her Waconia home, surrounded by piles of paper. "Everybody seems like they're trying to do the right thing, but it's like I'm in the Twilight Zone."
It took five weeks to resurrect her in the federal system. But Johnson's problems are far from resolved.
Premature deaths on paper of Social Security recipients are so common that they're part of the agency's frequently asked question page: "What should I do if I'm incorrectly listed as deceased in Social Security's records?"
A 2011 audit found that about 1,000 people are incorrectly marked deceased in the United States every month, wreaking all kinds of havoc when benefits cease, bank accounts close, credit card applications are denied and identity thieves muscle in.