For a little old neutral spirit, vodka is incredibly polarizing in the cocktail world. While vodka has become the country's top-selling spirit, many craft bartenders turn their noses up at the translucent liquor.
"It's a very divisive subject," said Marvel Bar's Pip Hanson. "It's an interesting time for vodka."
According to the Distilled Spirits Council, last year Americans guzzled more than 65 million 9-liter cases of the translucent liquor — good for 32 percent of the market. But scan the cocktail lists at many local craft joints and vodka is often proportionately underrepresented and in some cases completely snubbed.
"There's a lot of snobbery in the cocktail world against vodka," said local cocktail kingpin Johnny Michaels. "But it's really about making your guests happy, and not making them drink what you think is the coolest."
While Hanson bemoans vodka haters' elitism, not one drink on his menu calls for the spirit (though he keeps Prairie Organic Vodka in stock). He said with many people gravitating toward bigger flavors like hops, bitters and whiskeys, there's little room for vodka, which often has its nuances nullified in cocktails by more flavorful ingredients.
Another reason for craft bartenders' vodka avoidance, Hanson said, is that pre-Prohibition drinks — the foundation for the modern cocktail movement — simply don't call for it. While vodka didn't become popular in the United States until the 1950s, gin was the clear spirit of choice in many classic recipes, including the Negroni, the Aviation and, yes, the martini. When using vodka instead of gin (particularly in citrus drinks), Marvel's mixer-in-chief said he often finds that there's something missing.
"Gin is like the string section that holds everything together, but it's really in the background. It's not the lead instrument," Hanson said. "With vodka, that floral backdrop would be absent and that would sacrifice complexity for me, so you just have a slightly less flavorful drink."
The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (the government body that approves recipes) defines vodka as being "without distinctive character, aroma, taste or color." But despite its flavorless guidelines, Rob Gregg of Hammer & Sickle — an Uptown vodka bar opening Monday with 60-plus varieties — said there are subtle profile differences. "It's not supposed to taste like anything, but the different grains or whatever they're distilling with changes the flavors on a really infinitesimal level," the assistant general manager said. "You look at vodkas from, say, Poland or Russia versus vodkas from France, really the difference is the crop that grows best there."