Let's get this out of the way: The Vikings' 21-14 defeat of Arizona on Sunday was, well, ugly.
Unsightly if you're truly feeling generous.
And if you left Mall of America Field feeling as if you'd seen something beautiful, those extra-strength beer goggles must really have been working.
"It's a good thing to be disappointed when you're 5-2," quarterback Christian Ponder summarized during his glum five-minute postgame podium stop.
Sunday's lowlights: Percy Harvin returned the opening kickoff 103 yards for a score. But an illegal block by Marvin Mitchell erased that. It was one of seven Vikings penalties, three committed by the special teams.
Tackling, too, was an issue at times, with Cardinals back LaRod Stephens-Howling proving more slippery than a thrashing walleye on his way to a 104-yard rushing day.
And Ponder? He was a disaster, completing only one pass after halftime -- a 4-yarder to Adrian Peterson with 3:56 left in the third quarter.
The second-year quarterback threw for only 58 yards all day with two head-scratching interceptions, one inside his own 20 that basically handed the Cardinals their first touchdown.