Any guesses as to how many times the word "Deflategate" will be used Thursday night when the NFL's 96th regular season kicks off with the Pittsburgh Steelers visiting the defending champion New England Patriots and Tom Brady, the once-suspended but now-reinstated Super Bowl MVP?
Vikings backup quarterback Shaun Hill didn't venture a guess. But he does know he reached his saturation point on that particular word a while ago.
"I can't believe it's gone on this long and we're still talking about it, to be honest with you," Hill said. "It's crazy. I guess it's a huge story, but, I don't know. I just try to stay in my lane."
The NFL's offseason has been dominated by the titanic struggle between a wobbling commissioner (Roger Goodell), a model owner (Robert Kraft), an all-time megastar (Brady) and the league's most successful and some would say tainted franchise of the millennium (Patriots). The fracas stretches back to January when the Patriots were accused of intentionally deflating their footballs below the legal limit in the AFC Championship game win over the Colts.
The controversy was deftly sidestepped by all parties before the Super Bowl, but the figurative fist fighting began when the NFL found two Patriots ball boys guilty of purposely deflating the balls. The Patriots were fined a record $1 million and stripped of first- and fourth-round draft picks.
Meanwhile, Brady was suspended four games for what the league described as being "generally aware" of the footballs being deflated. After appealing to no avail to Goodell, the man who suspended him in the first place, Brady and the NFL Players Association took their battle to court and won.
U.S. District Judge Richard M. Berman criticized Goodell for dispensing his "own brand of industrial justice" while rejecting the suspension last week. Goodell, whose power continues to be usurped in the courtroom, appealed the decision, but Brady will play in the meantime.
So what kind of impact does all of this have on the rest of the league, particularly the quarterbacks who make their living throwing inflated or deflated pigskin?