At some point Thursday night the Vikings' head-coach-for-a-night conferred with the replacement offensive coordinator about the replacement quarterback handing off to the replacement running back, hoping that the only two starters remaining from the original offensive line could make a block.
Mike Zimmer? Out with a damaged eye.
Adrian Peterson? A child's dream of a Christmas present.
The previously rebuilt offensive line? Condemned.
Teddy Bridgewater? Out of sight.
Norv Turner? Out of mind.
The Vikings' hopes? After a 17-15 loss to Dallas on Thursday night at U.S. Bank Stadium, they're mathematically clear but emotionally cloudy, as a team that won its first five games lost for the sixth time in the last seven.
Most slumping NFL teams engender anger, or ridicule. This team elicits pity. When Zimmer couldn't coach on Thursday because of failing vision and impending eye surgery, the Vikings' season took an absurd turn, adding injury to insult and previous injuries.