For many Vikings fans, this dismal season, with just two victories in 12 games, is the pits. Heidi Breen of Minneapolis said she has been praying so much during games "that my knees have sores on them."
For others, stellar campaigns torpedoed by wrenching postseason losses are far worse. "Bad years like this one, they happen," said Paul "Hoss" Thielman of Minnetonka. "The close ones at the end, where one or two plays ruin you, are the toughest."
Either way, during a half-century that has yet to bring an NFL title to the Twin Cities, fans have learned not only to handle disappointment but perhaps even to revel in it.
"For people who are committed to being fans of a sports team, that creates a moral value, the commitment of sticking with a team through thick and thin," said Doug Hartmann, a University of Minnesota sociology professor. "The diehard fans, when the team is losing, there really is a badge of honor in not jumping off the bandwagon."
That's why Breen wears out her knees, and Thielman turns his converted laundry truck into a tailgating mecca before every home game, and Rolf Moe of Mahtomedi speaks for all Purple faithful when he says, "You [complain] a lot, but you're absolutely going to stick with your team."
Even if it means resorting to gallows humor. An e-mail making the rounds shows a sign reading: "When I die, I want the Minnesota Vikings to be my pallbearers so they can let me down for the last time."
Yet they keep the faith, choosing -- or do they? -- to partake in a Sunday ritual of vicariously living and dying with the team's fortunes.
"There have been studies that show it's easier to change a religion than a football team," Hartmann said. "The fans' identity is so tied up in this that it doesn't seem like they could choose to be otherwise. It's like you don't choose to be a fan; it's who you are."