In a 32-team league, Eli Manning and Josh Freeman are the 33rd- and 34th-ranked quarterbacks, respectively.
Manning's Giants are winless and wallowing among the bottom three in points scored, points allowed, interceptions thrown, sacks, rushing, first downs allowed, third-down defense, net punting and punt return average.
Meanwhile, Freeman's new team, the one-win Vikings, are in the bottom three in points allowed, total defense, first downs allowed, third-down defense, punt return average and kickoff return average allowed.
Oooh, boy! Are you ready for some football?
Probably not. But the Vikings (1-4) and Giants (0-6) will play anyway in a game ESPN presumably didn't have in mind in 2011 when it forked over $1.8 billion — or $105 million a game — for the rights to broadcast "Monday Night Football" through 2021.
Yes, the reports are true. With a combined winning percentage of .091, this officially is the worst matchup this late in the season in the 44 seasons of "Monday Night Football."
It's also, however, a chance for the Vikings to pull off the unlikely, if not the unthinkable: win a Monday night road game with a starting quarterback who has been on the roster for 14 days, including only four practices with the first-team offense.
How is this possible? Fair or not, it comes down to the No. 1 question facing the Giants: What in the heck is wrong with Eli Manning?