The dude with the mullet taking a stab at singing Living Colour's "Cult of Personality" had no chance. Certainly not at our table, where the shrieking and sloshing and shouting of a half-dozen young women and a lone guy seemed to crescendo interminably, drowning out Mullet Man's meager warbling.
"C'monnnnn, Bill, sing!" "You gotta do it, dude!" "More Patron shots!" "Aiiieeeee!"
It was Karaoke Night at the classic Central/E. Hennepin Avenue dive bar U Otter Stop Inn, but the theme at our table was "Kill Bill." And anyone observing the scene, whether the Toby Keith-lookalike propping up the bar or the Vikings-clad table toasting Brett Favre's retirement that day, would have been hard-pressed to guess two things:
That these women were actually out with their boss, Bill Summerville, or that Summerville is the urbane, buttoned-down maitre d' and sommelier of perhaps the most formal restaurant in the Upper Midwest, La Belle Vie.
Yes, that was the über-urbane Summerville fending off some very assertive cajolery. And those were employees of Solera, La Belle Vie's sister restaurant, drowning out everything around them to prod him to grab the mike. That's a recurring quest on "Kill Bill" nights, which come along every two to six weeks, often spontaneously.
"These guys used to be intimidated by me," Summerville bellowed above the din. "There are nights when you wanna recharge your batteries. I'm reinvigorated by people who greet me with this kind of energy. It's so important to have balance, and these guys balance out my need for order."
Which might help explain why Summerville, who turns 44 in April, could pass as a contemporary of the twentysomethings filling the center table of this triangular room. They certainly are treating him as a peer, dissing his reluctance toward taking the mike, and he's returning the favor, suggesting that a couple of them should sing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and leaning in to hear their every word in the ear-splitting cacophony.
It's clear, given the evening's from-the-get-go exuberance, that the "Kill Bill" contingent was here by choice. They. Love. That. Man. "He's sooooo approachable," said Solera staffer Caitlin Ward, "and so much fun."