Rewind the clock to the spring of 1978, to the day that John Stewart decided to retire from pro hockey, and even he couldn't have predicted where he has ended up today.
"If somebody had given me a list of 1,000 possible careers I could pursue after hockey, I would have ranked 'minister' and 'writer' as the last two," he admitted. "I had barely managed to finish high school, I hadn't read anything other than Sports Illustrated and I had a vocabulary that consisted of 12 words, all of them profane."
Fast-forward to the present day. Stewart, 57, launched two nondenominational Baptist churches ("It sounds like a contradiction, but it really means Bible-based," he said) before he gave up pastoring to focus on writing. In the past seven years, he has published 22 nondenominational Bible study guides through his Lamplighters International company in St. Louis Park. The study guides have found audiences in places as far-flung as Spain, Portugal, France, Germany, Zimbabwe and India.
Not bad for a guy who had to talk Central Baptist Theological Seminary into letting him enroll under "special student status."
"Here I was enrolling in grad school and I hadn't even gone to college," he said. "And I couldn't sing or play the piano -- which are two things you pretty much have to be able to do if you want to be a pastor -- so I wasn't qualified in any way."
For the record, he not only graduated but was ordained. Technically, he should be addressed as the Rev. Stewart, but don't try it.
"I don't like being called that," he said. "If you call yourself reverend, you should be reverent and holy. That's not me."
Asked how he has accomplished so much professionally with so little life preparation, he shrugs.