Thank goodness Sid Hartman did not live to see this.
On Wednesday, the Twins, located in downtown Minneapolis, gleefully announced a bonding with a new Class AAA affiliate, the Saints, located in downtown St. Paul.
Or, as Mr. Hartman alternately referred to it in the decades after the attached burgs battled through the 1950s to land a major league baseball team, "East Berlin" or "East Germany."
Sid died in October at age 100, after 76 years as a Minneapolis newspaperman. And that Twins logo still prominent high above Target Field featuring the two gents shaking hands over the river — take off the baseball uniforms and those could have been Sid from the Minneapolis Tribune and Don "The Eye" Riley from the St. Paul Pioneer Press, without the handshaking part.
Minneapolis forces opened an expandable Met Stadium in Bloomington in 1956 to recruit a big league team to the west side of the river. The contrarians in St. Paul opened the original Midway Stadium near the State Fairgrounds in 1957 to bring a big league team to the east side of the river.
Always the heavy favorites, Sid and the Minneapolis big cigars wound up with the Washington Senators on Oct. 26, 1960, for their stadium. The lopsided underdogs, The Eye and St. Paul, wound up with Don Bosco Conference football games.
Victory did not lessen Sid's suspicions of what they were up to behind George Vavoulis Gate over there in St. Paul. It took awhile, but in 2000, St. Paul opened a spectacular hockey arena with an NHL franchise, in 2015 it opened a splendid boutique ballpark in Lowertown for the independent Saints, and in 2019, it opened a soccer stadium to be envied by all in the Midway district for the major league Loons.
In other words, East Germany had traveled quite a distance from hosting the annual St. Agnes vs. St. Bernard's grudge match as a main event in its pro stadium.