An old ball writer can't watch the Twins lose a game in extra innings on a wild pitch without flashing back to the most-comical such moment you could hope to witness.
The proof of this came late Wednesday afternoon, after Sad Sam Deduno had put on a spectacular display of discombobulated relief work to hand the White Sox a 7-6, 11-inning victory over the Twins in Chicago.
I was wrapping up a radio show on AM-1500 and felt obliged to tell the yarn to my cohorts, Cory Roufs and Chris Reuvers, of the night in Anaheim that Twins manager Gene Mauch went to a five-man infield to try to cut off the winning run, only to be foiled by the goofiest of wild pitches.
A moment after my majestic retelling was concluded, a message from @TracyRingolsby appeared in my Twitter feed, asking for the name of the reliever who threw the wild pitch the night that Mauch went to the five-man infield?
Ringolsby was covering the Angels for the Long Beach newspapers and I was covering the Twins for the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
I had the answer for Tracy: The reliever was Dave Johnson, a right-hander who delivered the ball from three-quarters or lower.
The rest of the details were found within a couple of minutes on baseballreference.com, the greatest invention in media since the printing press.
The game was played on July 11, 1977, a Monday night. The Twins came to Anaheim at 47-38, but in second place and 3 ½ games back after suffering a four-game sweep vs. the first-place White Sox earlier in the month in Comiskey Park.