Like lighting a bonfire with a match, a straw and a hairpin, the Twins used all sorts of humble ingredients to ignite their offense Monday. So maybe it was fitting that when they rallied from a four-run deficit and won a game that maybe they shouldn't have, a 5-4 victory over the Pirates, they celebrated in a manner so humble, the hero called it "boring."
Nelson Cruz smacked a 400-foot single to the center field warning track, scoring Jorge Polanco from third base with the winning run and setting off a joyous but ridiculous hullabaloo of pantomime high-fives and make-believe hugs and socially distant Gatorade throwing.
"Boring. It's no fun," Cruz said after the pandemic-adjusted festivities. "Hopefully next year, we celebrate the good way."
They are certainly winning in unusual ways. This was their fourth consecutive victory, and even though they fell behind from the game's first pitch, the Twins somehow improved to 8-2 one-sixth of the way into this bizarre season. And check out the factors that had to go right:
A wayward throw from the outfield. A fastball that landed 2 feet in front of the plate. The new three-batter rule for relievers, and some savvy plate discipline by a hitter in an 0-for-8 slump. And ultimately, Pirates manager Derek Shelton's decision not to intentionally walk Cruz, a fearsome hitter Shelton watched lead the Twins to 101 victories last year.
Oh, that Swiss-army-knife approach served the Twins well on the run-prevention side, too: Did anyone forecast a Lewis Thorpe/Jorge Alcala/Matt Wisler combo holding the Pirates in check until closer Taylor Rogers finished it up?
"We're not going to shy away from any of our guys, and our guys have not shied away once we've put them in the game," Twins manager Rocco Baldelli said. "They take the ball and they've made great pitch after great pitch."
Well, not Thorpe's first one — a down-the-middle fastball Cole Tucker smashed into the bleachers. After four innings, the Twins trailed 4-0.