WASHINGTON – Eddie Rosario has a small boil on his back, Paul Molitor revealed in his news conference Saturday, but it won't need to be lanced. Reporters dutifully wrote down this significant information, and even put it in the newspaper. And that inflamed pimple serves as an appropriate representation of the news value of the 2016 Twins training camp, six weeks that generated about as many attention-grabbing headlines as Lincoln Chafee's presidential campaign.
There were zero controversies, save for a brief competition for the final starting pitching job in which even the loser seemed to agree with the decision. There were no phenoms to captivate the imagine of Twins fans and trigger a bring-him-north campaign. There were no sudden suspensions, no rumors of pending trades, nobody demanding to be included in one. Cuts were all done with little fanfare and even less surprise. Their worries about position changes and foreign adjustments faded away, and their 25-man roster could have been mailed in last January. There even were no major injuries, and barely any minor ones; Byron Buxton's two-day flu rates as the biggest physical setback of the spring. Heck, even their exhibition season closed with a some-good, some-bad, mostly-neutral 8-8 tie against the Nationals.
In short, 2016 may have been the most tranquil, humdrum spring training camp in Minnesota Twins history.
"Uneventful," Molitor agreed, "is good."
Certainly it's better than having to scramble rotation and bullpen plans at the last moment, as they did when Ervin Santana was suspended three days before the opener last year. It's better than having to figure a way forward without their best hitter, as Joe Mauer's back pain forced them to in 2009. And camp was a nightmare one decade ago, when the team had to deal with the sudden death of Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett.
"This has been a nice, quiet spring," General Manager Terry Ryan said. "I've got to admit, things have gone well. We're healthy, and things came together nicely."
There was reason to wonder six weeks ago, when Byung Ho Park arrived to take his first swings as a big-leaguer and Miguel Sano his first fly balls as an outfielder. Ryan and his staff made the decisions to sign Park and move Sano with little certainty about whether their plan would work.
But Park has fit in splendidly with his teammates, and he's developing into a nice fit for the lineup, too. Three home runs in the first week of March allayed many fears, and though he hasn't hit one since March 11, he has won the confidence of his manager.