We gathered at Target Field on Thursday night to contemplate a question both scientific and philosophic:
If a hype video plays in an empty ballpark, does anyone actually get hyped?
The logo on the supersized scoreboard above the left field stands read: 2020 Summer Camp. And that's what it felt like, as if a bunch of guys had rented out Target Field for the night for a ballgame and maybe a sleepover and some s'mores.
Thursday night, the Twins ran an intrasquad scrimmage, replete with a PA announcer and walk-up music. They were preparing their players for the regular season and the stadium for real games, but the result was the strangest day I've spent in a ballpark since I first covered a big-league game in 1985.
Thanks to a canceled spring training trip, it was also the first day I've spent in a ballpark in nine months. While I would like to tell you that it was thrilling to return ... well, it really wasn't. It was better than nothing and yet a sad reminder of what should have, could have, been.
The crack of the bat is supposed to be accompanied by cheers or gasps, not resolute silence. You're not supposed to be able to hear Sergio Romo yelling at his teammates from the bullpen. The final words spoken on the loudspeaker should not be "Attendance: Zero."
Our country has botched the pandemic response so badly that on July 9, a team capable of winning another 101 games in a normal year held a workout in a ballpark with zero fans and just a handful of journalists, in the hopes of playing a 60-game season.
In the top of the first inning, with Jake Odorizzi on the mound, there were times when the only sound in the park was a bird chirping.