No doubt you've seen the posters, with the photo of Edward (Robert Pattinson), Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Jacob (Taylor Lautner) running toward the camera as if they're participating in some sort of very intense vampire/ werewolf track meet. Yes, "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn -- Part 2" is upon us, bringing, in theory, an end to the eternal saga of a girl and two monsters. In honor of the final chapter, a few of us took it upon ourselves to rewatch the first four movies, in order to present a few interesting "Twilight" statistics:
13: Total number of times (in four movies) that Jacob appears shirtless -- at least three times in the rain. (As people in Forks, Wash., do.)
0: Number of times Jacob is shirtless in the first movie, "Twilight."
All the time: Number of times Taylor Lautner somehow gives the impression, during long pauses, that Jacob is thinking about taking his shirt off for lack of a better response to the situation.
11: Number of times Bella does something klutzy.
7: Number of times Bella does something klutzy in the first movie, "Twilight."
?: Inverse proportion of Jacob's shirtlessness vs. Bella's klutziness as the movies progress: What, am I a mathematician?
18: Number of times Edward is supposedly looking lustfully at Bella, but actually looks kind of nauseated.
