"Twilight" star's RV nightmare is over

Closure.

September 7, 2010 at 4:15PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
AP photo
AP photo (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

I suppose it makes sense - school's starting, the Fair is over, summer seems truly finished, and a new phase of life has begun. So it's good that we get closure before we move on:

Oh, I don't know. I'm not sure I'd want to spent 300K at a company whose owner responds to customer complaints with a challenge of competitive calisthenics.

"'Scuse me, the toilet on this half-million dollar trailer doesn't have a holding tank, which explains why people passed us every half hour shaking their fists. Could you fix it?"

"No sirree, but I'll bet I can beat you at jumping jacks!"

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