You really can't make this stuff up. Just try.
At about 10:15 a.m. Wednesday, Royce White, a Gophers freshman forward serving an indefinite suspension due to legal issues posted this on his Twitter page: "'REAL Royce White Story' From me. Coming 10pm Youtube tonight. 100% truth since nobody else wants to. Immm Back!!!'"
White just put this out on Facebook: "'The Real Royce White Story" From me, Coming 12am now, World Premier, 100% truth since nobody else wants to tell it the right, I invite the whole facebook to watch it. I'm Back!!!'"
You have to break down this tweet/Facebook post in pieces.
Part 1 seems to indicate that the state's reigning Mr. Basketball is ready to give us some additional insight into the last few months of his life. White pled guilty to shoplifting and disorderly conduct last week and is still being investigated as a possible suspect in an on-campus burglary last month.
White hasn't said much to the media since Minnesota's media day in mid-October. And legal questions were off-limits that day (because of Trevor Mbakwe's situation; allegations against White surfaced after that).
I will tune in to hear the "REAL Royce White Story." If he really follows through. I have my doubts. More on that later.
The second part of the tweet/Facebook update ("I'mmm Back!!!") threw Gophers fans, who thought White had returned to the team, into a frenzy.