On March 14, 1967, Mel Kiper Jr. was 9 years old and many a moon from discovering the sorcery behind his power to hypnotize a nation from early February through late April.
Todd McShay? He wouldn't be born for another 10 years. ESPN? Another 12 years away.
And yet the NFL still managed to select 445 college players over two days and 17 rounds. It was the 32nd annual draft and the first one following the merger with the AFL.
"We were aware that there was a draft that day," said former Vikings receiver Gene Washington. "But other than that, we were completely in the dark."
Washington was a two-time All-America on a Michigan State team that went undefeated while winning back-to-back national titles. The Spartans had four premier draft prospects in Washington, defensive tackle Bubba Smith, running back Clinton Jones and linebacker George Webster.
If these four were assembled on an unbeaten two-time champion in today's world, there wouldn't be enough room for all the reporters, cameras and film trucks that would overtake East Lansing.
"We knew we'd get drafted, but let's just say no one made a big deal and flew us to New York," Washington laughed. "They didn't give us baseball caps to put on, and all that stuff."
Washington and his teammates were busy trying to graduate as the draft unfolded at the Gotham Hotel in New York City. Back then, a degree was vital because the NFL was a good job, but not an only job or a last one.