Ryan Suter easily led the NHL in average time on ice this season, at 29:04 per game. Devan Dubnyk played in 39 straight pressurized games down the stretch this season, the longest streak by a goalie since 2008.
Tonight, as the Wild begins a second-round playoff series in Chicago, the team will count on Suter and Dubnyk to continue as marathon men, even though neither seems to have any interest in training like a marathoner.
Athletes have never been so well-trained or nutritionally fortified, yet athletes have never before proved so brittle.
Toward the end of his career, Vikings Hall of Fame receiver Cris Carter employed a baker's dozen of personal employees to squeeze every ounce of sweat out of his body and career. He employed a chiropractor, a masseuse, a personal chef, a nutritionist, a few personal trainers and probably an exorcist, just in case.
It's time for the Wild's Iron Man goalie and Iron Lung defenseman to share their secrets with the world.
How do they stay on the ice?
"I drink whole milk," Suter said.
"I get my rest," Dubnyk said.