Each Saturday morning during the NFL season, we'll wake up early, take a hearty cut at predicting the unpredictable league, wince at how it went the week before and ponder the definition of insanity.
These, Vikings fans, are tough times. And when times get tough for some modern NFL players, irrelevant outside doubters must be trotted out for motivation that's apparently not found in oversized paychecks.
The Vikings are at home Sunday, where they should beat an underachieving Cardinals team that starts slow, doesn't always finish well and has beaten three teams (including San Francisco twice) with a combined record of 8-20.
But, folks, this calls for the ultimate in reverse psychological pickfare. So (wink, wink) there's no way the Vikings will beat the Cardinals at home on Sunday.
Cards 28, Vikes 19.
The start of this game will be interesting. Using evidence from recent starts, it will be the movable object versus the resistible force.
Last week, the Vikings gave up 10 first downs and trailed 14-0 after 18 Redskins snaps. This year, the Cardinals have scored a league-low 14 first-quarter points and are one of only two teams, including Jacksonville, that hasn't scored on an opening drive.
Let's skip the first quarter and play three.