AP has assembled some of the top quotes of the Grammys, so you don't have to wade through all the stories looking for the windom of the stars.
Young man, put down that phone for a second and pretend to listen to the nice reporters. They're here for you. Behave.
No, thank God. Theologicans may be split on many issues, but most agree that the exact composition of Grammy winners is divinely ordained.
Hey-now!
Was he hosting, or just walking aorund passing out quips and japes?
And of course the most brilliant artist of the planet who overcame that hard-knock life to rise to the top of the world and be the most glamorous creature in the world:
We're all fascinated by hearing how insecure and troubled you used to be. More, please. For years and years! It's endlessly interesting. So's this:
If that doesn't make sense to you, then you need to follow these celebs constantly so you know important things, like Neil is gay, and Katy has enormous breasts that can alter sexual orientation. That's her up there in the swing, by the way. Later she showed a wedding video with that hairy creature she married.
