There were four days in mid-April that hung around 80 degrees in the Twin Cities, and the hope that golf season was about to explode after a late winter filled the hearts of daily-fee course operators with optimism across our Frozen Wasteland.
"The snow was melted, the grass was appearing and we would soon be taking tee times," said Tom Abts, major domo, No. 1 stockholder and chief promoter at Deer Run Golf Club in Victoria. "And then the weather kicked us again. We're three weeks behind a normal opening, which is April 4."
Abts said this with a wince, which he does in impressive style when talking of the pains that go with the joy of being enraptured by a golf course that has commanded one's life for over 30 years.
"My wife, Sandy, she is a saint," Abts said. "What she constantly hears from me, 'We have to do this to maintain the course, we have to do that to improve our facilities.' And, somehow, she rolls with it."
A pause and then: "Drainage. You can't imagine what it cost for drainage to make this course what it is today."
World-class wince.
A longer pause and then from the hilltop tee box on No. 15, he pointed to the left side of the fairway way down low and said: "Those bunkers are all redone. Bunkers … they are expensive!"
Another mighty wince.