VERGAS, MINN. - There are celebrities who disguise themselves in wigs and sunglasses. Celebrities who get owly when you ask for their autograph.
And then there’s Stanley, arguably the most famous resident of Vergas, Minn., a city of 348 in the heart of Otter Tail County’s lakes country. A black-and-white tuxedo cat with a beauty mark that would put Marilyn Monroe to shame, he presides over Vergas Hardware and makes regular social media appearances to point out good deals. If you pet him nice, he’ll lick your hand with his pink sandpaper tongue.
Stanley went missing in December, and the news prompted an outpouring of grief on the store’s Facebook page, alongside pleas to the Almighty to bring him home.
“Oh no!!!!!!!” one woman wrote. (Except with more exclamation marks.) “Poor Stanley out in this cold!”
“Plz find your way home my heart is breaking,” wrote another.
A hairline crack began to race across my own heart, which you’d think would be toughened by the deaths of beloved pets over the years. I’d never met Stanley, but I followed him on Facebook. People loooove Stanley. I mean, they looooove him. Every month, the local assisted living center gets an update on Stanley when the county historian, a Stanley fan (a Stan stan?) visits. The section of the store that prominently displays a “VERGAS HARDWARE Home of Stanley” T-shirt is the second-most lucrative square footage of the store, led only by batteries, owner Brad Huddleston told me.
You can also buy Stanley refrigerator magnets to bolster your Vergas cred.
“If you don’t have that beauty mark on your fridge, have you really been to the hardware store or Vergas, Minnesota, at all?” asked Justin Bolyard, a clerk at one of the local gas stations.