In case you're wondering, Christina has declared on her blog that she has nothing against Lady Gaga. You may have wondered where the rumors of a feud started. What? Really? You don't? Okay, then, but the whole story is here; don't blame us if the subject comes up at a party and you're flailing around for context. In related news, infamous terrorist Carlos "The" Jackal has spoken out against the producers of a new movie about his miserable existence. He's in jail in France, serving life for a triple murder.

Noted. This story says his lawyers may sue to block the movie, and demand royalties. Those prison cigarettes don't come cheap, you know.