Minnesota's major football teams met the rivals from Wisconsin in a pair of games, starting Saturday afternoon and concluding Monday night.
The Gophers and the Vikings were outscored by a combined 87-20. Among other accomplishments, they forced eight incompletions in 49 pass attempts from the Badgers and the Packers.
Minnesotans took in these blowouts and were left to ponder: Which collection of our favored warriors will be the first to go from stumblebums to competitive?
The first requirement is to define "competitive." It's easy in the NFL: When the Vikings return to the playoffs, they will be in the top 38 percent of NFC teams, and that's competitive.
A bowl appearance does not in itself do that for the Gophers. In 2010, 47 of the 66 BCS programs played in a bowl game. Placing in the top 71 percent of teams does not qualify as competitive.
This season, 10 of the 12 Big Ten teams could wind up in bowl games. Placing in the top 83 percent of a conference doesn't count as competitive.
The Gophers open at UNLV in 2012, a horrendous program. This is followed by home games with New Hampshire, Western Michigan and subpar Syracuse.
Three or four nonconference victories, followed by the two or three Big Ten victories needed for bowl eligibility, doesn't do it. The Gophers won't be competitive until they manage to reach .500 in the Big Ten.