The Star gives this the priceless headline: "No birdies in front of kids, Tiger."
What will this all cost him?
She also keeps a small planetoid he had constructed and lofted into orbit by Chinese military, and the underwater lair he bought when SPECTRE went out of business, and the giant ten-story high Scrooge McDuck vault with a big dollar sign on the side, filled with gold coins. He gets to keep his dignity, though. And a Dixie cup to keep it in.
