The Twins may not always be competing for a championship, but they're definitely always competing for your entertainment dollar. And that's why the Twins' losses — all 96 of them last year — is your gain, Mr. Average Baseball Fan.
On certain nights, if you hold up a $20 bill at the corner of First Avenue and Sixth Street, you're liable to end up with a $50 ticket a few rows behind the dugout. Surf some of the online ticket resellers, and you can find upper-deck boxes at $5 or less. Buy a seat in the Great Clips section, and get a coupon good for $10 worth of bratwurst. And if you walk up to the ticket window 15 minutes before the Royals and Twins take the field? Choose from some of the best seats in the house.
"Fans may be surprised by some of the prime locations they can find," Twins President Dave St. Peter said.
Yes, the Twins remain a strong draw, attracting 2,776,354 fans last season. And while that's a decline of almost 5,000 fans per game from 2011's 3.17 million total, it still ranked 12th in the major leagues, and first among last-place teams.
Even better for their bottom line, the Twins charged an average of $33.04 per ticket, according to Team Marketing Research, more than any team except the Red Sox, Yankees, Cubs and Phillies. No wonder the team is brainstorming ideas to keep Minnesotans interested in coming back.
Balancing supply with demand is a delicate business these days, and the Twins are becoming increasingly sophisticated in straddling that line. The most noticeable way they do that is by classifying games by projected desirability — five different levels this season, up from three a year ago — and pricing the same seat differently in each class.
In other words, buy a box seat in the infield, halfway up the aisle, for the April 13 game with the Mets, and you'll pay $62. Come back the next day, a Sunday afternoon, and the same seat is only $48. Another 24 hours later, for a Monday night against the Angels, and the Twins want only $35.
But if you want that same seat when the Yankees are in town in July? You'll have to cough up $89.