I live in a teardown. My house was built in 1880. The clock is ticking for both of us. If I don't do something to save it soon, it's demolition time for this old house.
My great-grandfather spent $5,000 to build his clapboard dream home at One Crocus Hill on a dead-end street that used to be his driveway. The easternmost half-block of Goodrich Avenue — the part overlooking the Mississippi River valley and downtown St. Paul — got its new name in the early 1900s. Eventually the entire neighborhood became known as Crocus Hill. That our 14 houses on Crocus Hill (the street) are numbered in the order they were built (mine is the oldest) confuses things even more for the pizza-delivery guys.
My grandmother was born and died in the house. My mom and her sister grew up in the same pair of identical rooms across the hall that my own daughters occupied until they went off to college. If I sold today I'd get half a million for a lot with breathtaking views. Thirty years ago, I paid less than half that for the same lot and the house combined.
Houses aren't people. I know that. I am passionately fond of my house, nonetheless. The feeling is mutual. The floors creak love sonnets when I step on them, and the radiators dribble plaintively when I forget to bleed them. My house was tall and handsome before I gave it a new coat of paint last fall. Now it's tall, dark and handsome. If it were human, we would run off to the Bahamas together. As it is, we stay put and I keep myself busy during the cold winter months bringing my house creaking and dribbling into the 21st century.
At the moment, I'm huddled in a down parka (the insulation, such as it is, dates to 1920) before a sunny window contemplating the next stage in the remodeling equivalent of hara-kari. The attic went under the knife first; then the kitchen. Over the winter, the second floor was reduced from 10 rooms to three to make way for a master suite with radiant-heat floors and a walk-in closet, features unheard of when my grandmother fitted the tall windows with heavy brocade drapes to conserve heat. We'll start framing the front porch addition this spring.
Vintage houses are like people in that the older they get, the more tenuous is their hold on existence. Old houses in good neighborhoods are doubly imperiled. Wrecking balls haunt my dreams. Young people like the look and feel of our neighborhood so much that they're tearing down houses like mine and putting up new ones like it that have 21st-century amenities built in.
I started my second-floor demo in January. The misery of inhaling dust from crumbling lath and plaster is mitigated somewhat by the treasures that tumble out of the walls as I bang into them with my sledgehammer — tiny button-up leather shoes, canning cookbooks, tobacco pouches, a pack of Chesterfields, an iron no bigger than my fist but heavier than a barbell, a Catholic book of saints, a six-rodent mousetrap that still works, a five-pound hammer head and thousands of corn husks stuffed into the walls as insulation when maids lived in the attic.
I tell my noncomprehending Minneapolis friends, most of whom are downsizing to '50s ramblers, that living like a mountain goat will keep me fit as I enter my dotage. The remodel itself would have the same healthful effect, what with all the heavy lifting, were it not for the plaster dust. I wear a respirator but remove it when I sleep.