The final seconds of last Sunday's game were ticking down when Bob Lurtsema rose from his seat in the press box at TCF Bank Stadium.
"That," "Benchwarmer Bob" said, "is how you win a football game!"
You'll have to excuse Bob. He's not a millennial. He's not young enough to walk, head down, across a six-lane highway while sending a text complaining about all the honking. Shoot, the poor old guy probably doesn't tweet, photograph himself or play fantasy football.
So Bob had no idea that he shouldn't have enjoyed the struggle, strain and strategy of a low-scoring, imperfect NFL game. That's so old-fashioned.
Poor Bob. It must be how he was raised as a Vikings defensive lineman from 1972 to 1976. Last week's 16-10 win over the Chiefs must have reminded him of how his teams from the Purple heyday held opponents to 10 or fewer points 32 times over five seasons.
Yeah, 32 times. In 80 games. Forty percent of the time.
No, this isn't the 1970s. Dramatic rules changes in 1978 opened the game up forever. Subsequent rules changes, points of emphasis and safety measures continue to favor the offense.
It's unfortunate more people can't see the beauty in what some are too quick to label an ugly and/or boring game. Take last week's Vikings game for example.