The map of the United States that appeared on Nerve.com this year was in many ways similar to the maps that pop up on the Internet during election seasons. States were divided into red or blue, then shaded from light to dark. Only in this case, the color did not indicate political preference; it indicated duration of sexual encounter.
With data provided by Spreadsheets, an app that uses body sensors, accelerometers and smart-phone microphones to monitor "how long you go for, and exactly how loud it gets," the website calculated the average length of sexual experience in all 50 states. New Mexico came in the longest at 7 minutes, 1 second, followed by West Virginia and Idaho. Alaska was the shortest at 1:21, preceded by South Dakota and Vermont.
Among the many things the app records, it does not record or play back audio, its website says, noting, "That would be creepy."
In the past few years, there has been a revolution so profound that it's sometimes hard to miss its significance. We are awash in numbers.
Data is everywhere.
Old-fashioned things like words are in retreat; numbers are on the rise. Unquantifiable arenas like history, literature, religion and the arts are receding from public life, replaced by technology, statistics, science and math. Even the most elemental form of communication, the story, is being pushed aside by the list. (Thanks, BuzzFeed!)
The results are in: The nerds have won. Time to replace those arrows in the talons of the American eagle with pencils and slide rules. We've become the United States of Metrics. (See sidebar for a statistical overview of our data culture.)
Big Brother isn't our big enemy anymore. It's Big Self. That hovering eye in the sky watching every move you make: It's you.