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The Snooki Verdict is IN

Guilty.

September 8, 2010 at 7:36PM

We have a verdict on America's sweetheart:

Of course it's not like her! She's not anomaly! She's Italian-Chilean.

This sets a dangerous precedent for citing Lindsay Lohan in court proceedings, but we can live with that.

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