I knew I shouldn't have bragged. I knew I was tempting fate when I wrote about how great Angus was, and how well-trained and how obedient and … oh, what was I thinking?
Because he has hit his rebellious stage right on time and with typical Angus enthusiasm. The rebellious stage in puppies usually starts at about six months, and Angus was six months and five days old when his hit.
It was also, quite inconveniently, the last day of his Obedience 1 class.
For five weeks he had been a shining star in class, the quickest to learn, the most eager to please. But on that last day he would have flunked out, had that been possible.
He forgot what sit means. Also, down. Also, to my great sadness, come, which has been one of his most endearingly reliable skills. Call his name anywhere in the yard or inside the house and he pelts toward me, full-tilt, top speed, thrilled that I want him at my side.
But now there are times when he doesn't even turn his head.
On the walk the other day, he did not leave it, nor drop it when he encountered a quarter of a peanut-butter sandwich in the grass. No, he pounced on it and ate it. (Neither of which is a command.)
And to cap it all off, he peed in the house, about a gallon of pee, right on the hallway rug at the foot of the stairs. And when I yelled, which I did ("What the heck, Angus? What the actual heck?") (but I didn't say "heck"), he gave me that hooded teenage look and slouched away, probably to go smoke cigarettes behind the garage.