Everyone loves pizza. But this . . .
. . . is not pizza. It's from Pizza Hut, but that does not make it pizza. In case you didn't get the point after playing it six times: it's a KitKat bar inside pizza dough, liberally encrusted with sugar. You'll have to go to Pizza Hut in the Middle East to get one.
Laughingsquid has been investigating dubious Pizza Hut innovations in other countries, things they've been keeping from us. I just don't know why this one hasn't made it over the pond from Blighty:
Hot dogs in the crust. A spinal cord of hot dog. (The industry term for the edge of the crust: "bones." Since that's what's usually left on the plate when people have finished their meal.) It also has a Mustard Drizzle. (Mustard Drizzle will be playing a gig tonight at Bryant-Lake Bowling.) If you're thinking "that's interesting, buy why haven't they rolled the dough into ice-cream-cone shapes and stuffed with cream cheese? Well:
If you're thinking that's the limit to ill-starred crust deviation, you really haven't absorbed the extent to which they're bent on deforming Pizza As We Know it.
And this cannot be sold in America. The world is upside down.
SMELL LIKE FIRE I'd better stop now before I rip off any more links from Laughing Squid, but I couldn't resist this:
It's beard cologne. You light the stick and let the smoke go into your facial hair, so you smell like a campfire. I suppose it works on hair, or clothes, but they really seem to suggest it's for hirsute hipsters. Not saying that people have become disconnected from the elemental pleasures of life, but:
