The physics of "DWTS"

Two down.

April 6, 2011 at 3:42PM
Wendy Williams performs with her partner Tony Dovolani on "Dancing with the Stars"
Wendy Williams performs with her partner Tony Dovolani on "Dancing with the Stars" (Margaret Andrews — ASSOCIATED PRESS - AP/The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, except the specific skill required for the competition:

If you win a reality show, doesn't that make you a reality star? But what if you're already a reality star, like Kendra? Perhaps that would double your star-power, and turn you into a real star instead of a reality, or "dwarf" star.

However it works, surely I'm not the only person who sees Wendy Williams and thinks of this one:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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